Bees though repulsive are quite helpful when it comes to the environment and sometimes it is difficult to decipher a life without having them buzzing around. As an ode to these creatures, we bring 60 Bee Puns that are sure to bring a smile to your face and make your spirits go soaring.
1. What’s A Bee’s Favorite Spice Girls Song? Wanna-Bee!
2. A Bee’s Favorite Sport Is Rug-Bee.
3. What Do You Call A Bee Who Prefers Nectar To Pollen? Snob-Bee.
4. These Bee Puns Are Just Winging It.
5. Hive Never Felt This Way Bee-fore.
6. The Baby Bee Was Affectionately Known As A Little Hum-Bug.
7. What Do You Call A Bee Who Keeps Dropping Things? A Fumble Bee.
8. All Bees Love The Honey-moon Part Of Their Relationships More Than Anything Else.
9. They Asked The Beekeeper To Move His Business Out Of Town Because He Was Creating Quite A Buzz Around Town.
10. Naughty Bee Children Really Need To Beehive.
11. That Bee Is Talking Too Quietly, It Must Be A Mumble-Bee!
12. What Did The Bee In The Hot Tub Say? Swarm In Here.
13. Where Do Bees Go After They Get Married? On Honeymoon.
14. What Kind Of Guns Do Bees Use? Beebee Guns.
15. Bee Puns Really Sting.
16. What’s A Bee’s Favorite Flower? Bee-Gonias!
17. What Do You Call A Bee That’s A Sore Loser? A Cry Bay-Bee!
18. Who’s A Bee’s Favorite Singer? Bee-Yoncé.
19. A Bee Styles Their Hair With A Honeycomb.
20. When The Bee Went To The Blood Bank, He Asked If They Were In Need Of Any Bee Positive Blood.
21. A Bee That’s Been Put Under A Spell Has Been Bee-Witched!
22. That Bee Certainly Deserved The Promotion At Work, He Was Always So Buzzy On The Job.
23. The Younger Generation Of Bees Love The Musician Sting.
24. What Happened To The Bee Who Couldn’t Stop Eating? He Got Chub-Bee.
25. What Do You Call A Bee Born In May? A May-Bee.
26. I Know That I Have Never Seen A Humming Bird But I Certainly Did See A Spelling Bee.
27. The Bees Went On Strike Because They Wanted More Honey And Less Working Flowers.
28. What Did The Bee Say To The Flower? Hello Honey.
29. Where Did Noah Keep His Bees? In His Archive.
30. The Teacher Kept Telling The Naughty Bee To Bee-Hive Himself Or She Would Call In His Parents.
31. The Only Thing More Dangerous That Being With A Fool Is Fooling With A Bee.
32. What’s A Bee’s Favorite Spice Girls Song? Wanna-Bee!
33. Quit Pollen My Leg.
34. What Animals Are Smarter Than Talking Parrots? Spelling Bees.
35. Bee Children Take The School Buzz To Get To School.
36. What’s A Happy Bumblebee’s Blood Type? Bee Positive!
37. What’s Black And Yellow And Flies At 30,000 Feet? A Bee On An Airplane.
38. What Do Bees Like With Their Sushi? Wasa-Bee!
39. Who’s A Bee’s Favorite Artist? Pablo Bee-Casso.
40. What Do You Call A Dead Bee? A Was.
41. Why Did The Bee Want To Use The Phone? To Say Hi To Their Honey.
42. The Worker Bee Decided To Take A Vacation To Stingapore Last Year.
43. The Only One Who Can Protect The Queen Bee Is Her Hub-Bee.
44. Wasp Are You Talking About?
45. The Swarm Of Teenage Bees All Loved The Beatles And Their “let It Bee” Album.
46. Who’s A Bee’s Favorite Singer? Sting, Or Bee-Yonce.
47. What Do Bees Order At Mcdonalds? Humburgers.
48. Did You Know That Bears Without Ears Are Commonly Referred To As B’s.
49. Why Do Bees Get Married? Because They Found Their Honey!
50. When A Bee Writes A Sonnet, They’re Waxing Poetic.
51. That Single Bee Finally Got Married Because He Found His Honey.
52. Wasp Are You Talking About?
53. What’s A Bee’s Favorite Flower? Bee-Gonias!
54. Who’s A Bee’s Favorite Painter? Pablo Bee-Casso!
55. What’s Black And Yellow And Flies At 30,000 Feet? A Bee On An Airplane.
56. A Bee’s Favorite Novel Is The Great Gats-Bee.
57. When A Bee Writes A Sonnet, They’re Waxing Poetic.
58. Bees That Are Born In The Month Of May Are Considered To Be May-bees.
59. Where Do Bees Go On Holiday? Stingapore.
60. That Pretentious Wasp Is Just Plain Snob-bee!
Source : THOUGHT CATALOG, odyssey, Laff Gaff
