Tweets From Parents That Captured The Feelings About Their Love For Their Children In 2020
We never know the love of a parent till we become parents ourselves. – Henry Ward Beecher
Here are the 20 best tweets from parents that captured the feelings about their love for their children in 2020.
1.
We’ve been getting a meal kit service and 9yo has been gamely trying all of it, but the other day it was salmon, which I knew he’d never eat, so I made him chicken fingers from frozen instead. He was like “WOW, is this hello fresh? This is INCREDIBLE.”
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) June 11, 2020
2.
Me: (on toilet) Sweety, mommy needs privacy when she pees
3: ok (closes door and stands next to me with the dog)
Me:
3: we private now
— Kids_kubed 🇨🇦 (@Kids_kubed) August 27, 2020
3.
Every time I tell my daughter I love her, she responds with, “I love daddy,” which is toddler speak for go fuck yourself, mama. Hashtag blessed.
— Mommy Uncensored (@amomuncensored) August 29, 2020
4.
My son got hungry so I gave him a snack. His teacher is gonna say how he can’t eat and before I knew it, I yelled from the kitchen “Girl, he is at home honey!” & then there was silence…….
— Ursula. (@LeciJ_) August 27, 2020
5.
My son has a Thomas the Train bed and now I’ll never sleep again pic.twitter.com/ilvjY4LERs
— Nathan Thomas (@isosmrt) July 18, 2020
6.
My total was $129 at target and my kid was like “I can put this back” lmao GIRL $1.29 for your snickers bar isn’t gonna fix this 😂
— hazel (@mamahaaze) May 3, 2020
7.
I told my daughter to grab her mask so we can go to the store. This was the mask she grabbed. pic.twitter.com/JQdRZltCSv
— Maintaining ✨ (@SunsetSoFresh) November 22, 2020
8.
My kid wrote a song called,
“I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps. pic.twitter.com/A65m6XeZ2r— Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎 (@LisaRieffel) May 2, 2020
9.
Lost my temper with my daughter because she wouldn’t get dressed, and told her she couldn’t come downstairs until she’d changed out of her pyjamas. She’s just changed into ANOTHER PAIR OF PYJAMAS.
— Dara O’Reilly (@Dara_bhur_gCara) May 17, 2020
10.
My 5-year-old asked me what a poop hole does. After an impromptu lesson on the digestive system, I realized he actually said “pupil.”
Next lesson: Enunciation
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 26, 2020
11.
Kids really overestimate how much parents want to guess things.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 17, 2020
12.
Why is my son sleeping on the floor like this? LMFAO pic.twitter.com/JYe0tBeQN7
— CHE GUEVARA (@LivKristen) June 16, 2020
13.
me: *turns to face son in the back seat* you have until sunday to get your shit together boy pic.twitter.com/xglXSlRUL4
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) October 7, 2020
14.
My son who has just learned how babies are made looked at me and my husband then at his two brothers and said ‘you guys had three sexes right’ so sometimes having kids is kind of alright
— Vision Bored🎄 (@VisionBored1) July 3, 2020
15.
Thoughts and prayers for my son who thought it would be funny to tell me “I’ll get to it when I get to it, woman”
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) June 10, 2020
16.
Can anyone recommend a good wine that pairs well with a teenager’s shitty attitude?
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 27, 2019
17.
If I learned just one thing as a parent, it’s that by the 3rd kid they can be juggling samurai swords and hand grenades and you won’t care as long as they’re doing it quietly.
— bacon popsicle 👨🌾 (@Gupton68) October 18, 2020
18.
My kid asked if that lady is tiny. pic.twitter.com/Lm6ytjhV9P
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) May 4, 2019
19.
My 8 year old daughter just yelled “Oh no the toilet is smoking!!” My wife and I ran to the bathroom to find this. It’s just day 4 of home school. pic.twitter.com/tG92vJPOtR
— Matthew Berry (@MatthewBerryTMR) March 19, 2020
20.
My youngest hacked our Netflix parental code. She put light grease on the remote and got me to input the code when she wasn’t looking. Then she noted the numbers I’d pressed and went through the combinations later. I’m both frightened and impressed.
— Ed O’Loughlin (@edoloughlin) September 6, 2020
21.
My teenager thinks we live in a hotel now! pic.twitter.com/tsK48qt3VU
— Gerry Dee (@gerrydee) April 1, 2020
22.
Isolation’s going well pic.twitter.com/XqY58BC8aC
— Clare 🍀💚🍀 (@clare_doc) March 19, 2020
23.
Took my kids to the pediatrician yesterday and I told her we’ve barely left the house in 5 months and then she looked at me in all seriousness and asked how much screen time they were getting. I mean… c’mon, lady, read. the. room.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) August 15, 2020
24.
Does anyone have directions to that village everyone says will raise my children?
It sounds wonderful.
— Not Your Trending Mom (@notyrtrendngmom) July 2, 2020
25.
*5 yo on her kindergarten Zoom class*
Teacher: “So what do you do before joining our Zoom class?”
5yo: “My mommy hits me and says ‘do good!”
Me, no make-up, bagel crumbs on my face, unexpectedly joining the Zoom class: “SHE MEANS I HIGH FIVE HER HAND!!!”
— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) September 3, 2020
