30+Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes That Will Actually Make You LOL

The blonde joke. Why would anyone want to make a blonde joke? Ask any blonde you know. If you can knock the cock out of her mouth, first. Our top collection of funny blonde jokes, including everything from dumb blonde examples to plain silliness!

1.  Blonde: What Does IDK Mean?

Brunette: “I don’t know.”
Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”

 

2. How Do You Keep A Blonde Busy?

Write “flip” on both sides of a sheet of paper.

 

3. Why Do Blondes Love Boob Jobs?

It’s really the only job they’re qualified for.

 

4. Why Do Blondes Stare At Orange Juice Containers For Hours On End?

Because they say “concentrate.”

 

5. What Do You Call A Blond With An Actual Brain?

A golden retriever.

 

6. How Did The Blonde Die Drinking Milk?

The cow fell on her.

 

7. What Do A Blonde And A Beer Bottle Have In Common?

They’re both empty from the neck up.

 

8. What Do You Do If A Blonde Throws A Grenade At You?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

 

9. Why Should Blondes Not Be Given Coffee Breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

 

10. What Do Blondes And Dog Shit Have In Common?

The older they get, the easier it is to pick them up.

 

11. Why Do Blondes Make Awful Bank Robbers?

Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.

 

12. Why’d The Blonde Get Fired From The M&m Factory?

She kept throwing out all the W’s

 

13. Why Can’t You Tell Blondes Knock Knock Jokes?

Because they go answer the door

 

14. What’s A Blondes Idea Of Safe Sex?

Lock the car doors.

 

15. What Do You Call A Really Smart Blonde?

A golden retriever.

 

16. What Do UFO’s And Smart Blondes Have In Common?

You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

 

17. What Did The Blonde Say When She Looked Into A Box Of Cheerios?

“Oh look! Donut seeds!”

 

18. What’s The Difference Between A Blonde Guy And A Blonde Girl?

The blonde girl’s sperm count is higher

 

19. What Do You Call Five Blondes Laying On A Beach ?

A public access.

 

20. Why Do Blondes Like Tilt Steering?

More headroom.

 

21. How Do You Make A Blonde Laugh On Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

 

22. How Do You Make A Blonde’s Eyes Light Up?

Shine a flashlight in her ears.

 

23. Why Did The Blonde Put Water On Her Computer?

To wash the Windows.

 

24. How Do You Confuse A Blonde?

Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.

 

25. Why Do Blondes Wear Underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

 

26. What Do You Call A Blonde With 2 Brain Cells?

Pregnant.

 

27. What’s The Difference Between A Blonde Guy And A Blonde Girl?

The blonde girl’s sperm count is higher.

 

28. Why Did The Blonde Stare At Frozen Orange Juice Can For 2 Hours?

Because it said ‘concentrate’.

 

29.  Why Can’t You Tell Blondes Knock Knock Jokes?

Because they go answer the door.

 

30. Why Can’t Blondes Make Ice Cubes?

They always forget the recipe.

 

31.What Did The Blonde Say When She Saw The Cheerios Box?

“Omg, donut seeds!”

 

32. What Do You Do If A Blonde Throws A Grenade At You?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

 

33. Why Id The Blonde Tip-Toe Past The Medicine Cabinet?

So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

 

Source: Thoughtcatalog.com, Cracked.com, Pun.me 

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