1. Are you ready to read a bunch of amazing cat puns?
You better be, because we’re not kitten around here!
2. You’ve got to be kitten me.
3. What did the cat say when her friend wouldn’t believe her?
“Listen, I’m fur real!”
4. I think we should get meow-rried someday.
5. How would you describe most puns?
6. What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
7. You’re a fur-midable opponent.
8. What word do millennial cats overuse?
9. What do you call a cat that gets caught by the police?
10. What was the cat’s favorite class in college?
11. Why was the cat nervous to debate?
He had a furmidable opponent!
12. How is your cat today?
She’s feline fine!
13. There were four cats on a windowsill and one jumped into the yard. How many were left?
None, they were all a bunch of copycats!
14. What do you call a cat that gets everything it wants?
15. How are we doing with these cat puns?
So fur so good!
16. What did the cat say to the man on the street?
“Do I know you? You look pawfully furmiliar!”
17. What did that cat say when she didn’t want to commit to a date?
“It’s a pawsibility that I’ll go.”
18. What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
19. What did the cat say when he passed another cat?
“Pawden me, I’ve got to get by.”
20. What did the cat say before he went skydiving?
“It’s meow or never!”
21. What do you think of all of these talking cats?
It’s pretty impawsible!
22. How did the lazy cat do on his school project?
He did the bare mewnimum!
23. Do you think your cat would enjoy these cat puns?
24. What do you call a cat and dog who love each other?
25. What was the cat’s favorite subject in school?
26. What do cats wear to sleep?
27. What did the adult cat say to the kitten?
“You’re infurior to me.”
28. What’s a cat’s most important trait?
29. What did the cat say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Let’s spend furrever together!
30. What was that cat’s favorite book?
The Great Catsby!
31. What’s a cat’s favorite thing to draw?
A self pawtrait!
32. How were these puns?
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33. What did the cat say when he heard a pun?
That was hissterical!
34. Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip.
35. Dogs are in-furior to cats.
36. You’ve got purr-sonality.
37. Look at that meowntain.
38. My cat is totally litter-ate.
39. You’re so purr-suasive.
40. My favorite color is purr-ple.
41. Don’t be a sourpuss.
42. Better call in claw-enforcement.
43. I’ll have a meow-tini.
44. I need to take a paws.
45. Can I paw-lease have that?
46. Take meowt for lunch.
47. I love my cat the meowst.
48. My cat is super cathletic.
49. Never, efur do that again.