40 Corny Jokes To Make Anyone Giggle

These 40 corny jokes to tell to your children to lighten the mood during stressful times. Children will like to listen to these jokes after long and stressful days at school, or after having a fight with their siblings.

1. Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A: Because he felt crummy.

 

2. Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

A: You look flushed.

 

3. Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?

A: His parents were in a jam.

Laughing Children

 

4.Q: Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?

A: Because he was a little shellfish.

 

5. Q: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

A: Because it’s pointless.

 

6. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

A: A bulldozer!

 

7. Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogey in it!

 

7. Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one.

Golfer

 

8. Q: Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?

A: He was stuck in a vicious cycle.

 

9. Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

A: If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

 

10. Q: Why are there gates around cemeteries?

A: Because people are dying to get in.

 

11. Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

Scarecrow

 

12. Q: What’s brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

 

13. Q: What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?

A: Namaste.

 

14. Q: When do computers overheat?

A: When they need to vent.

 

15. Q: What do you call a fish without eyes?

A: Fsh.

 

16. Q: What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?

A: Ketchup.

 

17. Q: Why did the photo go to jail?

A: Because it was framed.

 

18. Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A: A dino-snore.

 

19. Q: What has more lives than a cat?

A: A frog, because it croaks every day.

Frog and Cat

 

20. Q: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

A: A father-in-law.

 

21. Q: What do you call a man that irons clothes?

A: Iron Man.

 

22. Q: What did one hat say to the other?

A: You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

 

23. Q: What do you call banana peel shoes?

A: Slippers.

Banana Peel

 

24. Q: What does corn say when it gets a compliment?

A: Aw shucks!

 

25. Q: What did the ocean say to the shore?

A: Nothing. It waved.

 

26. Q: Why can’t you trust duck doctors?

A: They’re all quacks

 

27. Q: How do you impress a baker?

A: Bring him flours.

 

28. Q: What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?

A: One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

 

29. Q: What did the policeman say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest.

Policemen

 

 

30. A: Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?

Because every play has a cast

 

31. Q: What kind of ghost has the best hearing?

The eeriest.

 

32. Q: Why are there gates around cemeteries?

A: Because people are dying to get in.

 

33. Q: Where can you buy chicken broth in bulk?

A: The stock market.

 

34. Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?

A: By how much he is coffin.

 

35. Q: What do you call birds that stick together?

A: Vel-crows.

 

36. Q: How did the barber win the race?

A: He knew a shortcut.

 

37. Q: How does a duck buy lipstick?

A: She just puts it on her bill.

 

38. Q: What runs but never goes anywhere?

A: A refrigerator.

 

39. Q: Why did the bicycle collapse?

A: It was two tired.

Bicycle collapse

 

40. Q: Why did the poor man stock up on yeast?

A: To make some dough.

 

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