50 Funny Corny Jokes That Your Kids Would Love

1. When do computers overheat?

When they need to vent.

 

2. What kind of music do planets like?

Neptune.

 

3. Where can you buy chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

 

4. What did the police man say to the belly button?

You’re under a-vest

 

5. What do you call a fish without eyes?

Fish. These are the 20 grammar corny jokes every word nerd will appreciate

 

6. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

 

7. What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing it just waved

 

8. Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs.

 

9. Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

 

10. Why do melons have weddings?

Because they cantaloupe

 

11. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Find the funniest joke ever with these daily life jokes you’ll want to share.

 

12. What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You’re under a vest.

 

13. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

 

14. There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”

The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”

 

15. How do rabbits travel?

By hare planes. Find the funniest joke for your Christmas party with these holiday jokes.

 

16. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

Because it’s pointless.

 

17. How do you tell if a vampire is sick?

By how much he is coffin.

 

18. What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?

“Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

 

19. What do you call fake spaghetti?

An imp-pasta.

 

20. What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?

Namaste.

 

21. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

 

22. Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?

He was stuck in a vicious cycle.

 

23. If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?

Mistie-toes. Here are some corny jokes from celebrities.

 

24. What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?

One requires treatment and the other an ointment.

 

25. What did one toilet say to another?

You look flushed.

 

26. After a crime, a detective noted that he thought it was foul play.

The other detective said, “You mean, he was playing with birds?”

 

27. How do you stop a bull from charging?

Cancel its credit card.

 

28. Why did the baby strawberry cry?

His parents were in a jam.

 

29. If athlete’s get athletes foot what do elves get?

Mistletoes

 

30. What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

 

31. What do you call an alligator detective?

An investi-gator

 

32. Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired

 

33. What did the policeman say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest

 

34. Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi. Memorize these short corny jokes to be the hit at your next party.

 

35. Why are there gates surrounding cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in

 

36. Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?

Because every play has a cast. Can’t get enough of light bulb jokes? Try these 17

 

37. How did the dead brother and his dead brother resemble each other?

They were dead ringers

 

38. What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits

 

39. What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop

 

40. Why did the farmer win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

 

41. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

 

42. What kind of ghost has the best hearing?

The eeriest

 

43. What do you call birds that stick together?

Vel-crows.

 

44. Why are there gates around cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in

 

45. Where can you buy soup in bulk?

The stock market.

 

46. What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

 

47. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s fine now, she woke up

 

48. What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fish.

 

49. What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships.

 

50. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot

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