20 Dad Jokes That Are Ridiculous But You Still Find Them Funny

Dads have a unique talent when it comes to the jokes department. When you need a laugh, Reddit users shared their favorite dad jokes from bad dad jokes to funny dad jokes.

We have collected all the dad jokes to crack a smile. Maybe, they’ll give your family and friends a groan-worthy chuckle.

1. “If a child doesn’t want to take a nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?”

Achiles_Heals

 

2. “Reversing the car ‘Ahh, this takes me back.'”

— ScampAndFries

 

3. Dad: “Nice shirt, is that felt?”
Not Dad: “No.”
Dad: *reaches over and touches sleeve* “It is now!”

—Cheese_Pancakes

 

4. At the park with my girls: “Dad, can we go play?”
Me: “Sure, just stay away from those trees over there.”
Girls: “Umm…OK, why?”
Me: “I don’t know…they look a little shady to me.”

—Fleurdelis502

 

5. “I tell dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.”

—Moleskin21

 

6. Dad: “Look at that flock of cows over there.”
Kids: “A hard of cows.”
Dad: “Of course I heard of cows, there is a flock of them right over there.”

—ManOfLaBook

 

7. “Every time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, ‘The good news is..it’ll feel better when it quits hurting.”

— Kiitchh

 

8. “I lost 25% of my roof last night…oof.”

—Apgp123

 

9. When I’m at a restaurant and the waitress says: “Do you wanna box for that?”
I always reply with: “No, but I’ll wrestle you for it.”

—Bdoz138

 

10. Host at a restaurant: “Do you have reservations?”
Dad: “Yeah, but I think we’ll still eat here.”

—OvaltineDeathFantasy

 

11. “Why do graveyards have gates? Because people are dying to get in.”

—Vlaed

Dad Jokes I Actually Hate Myself For Laughing At

 

12. “Waitress: ‘And here’s the check. Is there anything else I can get you?’
Dad: ‘Someone to pay the check? “

— Nadiime

 

13. *Dad buying fake Christmas tree*
Cashier: “Are you going to put it up yourself?”
Dad: “Don’t be disgusting…I’m going to put it up in the living room.”

—HippieMermaid420

 

14. “Three guys walked into a bar. You’d think one of them would have seen it.”

—Photon_Torpedophile

 

15. “I haven’t been to the gym in so long I’ve gone back to calling it James.”

—Damndingashrubbery

 

16. “What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.”

—ProtectedCesc

Dad Jokes I Actually Hate Myself For Laughing At1

 

17. “I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back.”

—AkaShadezz11

 

18. “You know why you never see an elephant hiding in a tree? Because they’re very good at it.”

—Fo_Eyed_Dog

 

19. “A magician was walking down the street. Then, he turned into a grocery store.”

—Aworldwithoutshrimp

 

20. “Would you like the milk in the bag?”
Dad: “No thanks, you can keep it in the carton.”

—Captain-Yesh

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