20 Dad Jokes That Are Ridiculous But You Still Find Them Funny
Dads have a unique talent when it comes to the jokes department. When you need a laugh, Reddit users shared their favorite dad jokes from bad dad jokes to funny dad jokes.
We have collected all the dad jokes to crack a smile. Maybe, they’ll give your family and friends a groan-worthy chuckle.
1. “If a child doesn’t want to take a nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?”
2. “Reversing the car ‘Ahh, this takes me back.'”
3. Dad: “Nice shirt, is that felt?”
Not Dad: “No.”
Dad: *reaches over and touches sleeve* “It is now!”
4. At the park with my girls: “Dad, can we go play?”
Me: “Sure, just stay away from those trees over there.”
Girls: “Umm…OK, why?”
Me: “I don’t know…they look a little shady to me.”
5. “I tell dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.”
6. Dad: “Look at that flock of cows over there.”
Kids: “A hard of cows.”
Dad: “Of course I heard of cows, there is a flock of them right over there.”
7. “Every time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, ‘The good news is..it’ll feel better when it quits hurting.”
8. “I lost 25% of my roof last night…oof.”
9. When I’m at a restaurant and the waitress says: “Do you wanna box for that?”
I always reply with: “No, but I’ll wrestle you for it.”
10. Host at a restaurant: “Do you have reservations?”
Dad: “Yeah, but I think we’ll still eat here.”
11. “Why do graveyards have gates? Because people are dying to get in.”
12. “Waitress: ‘And here’s the check. Is there anything else I can get you?’
Dad: ‘Someone to pay the check? “
13. *Dad buying fake Christmas tree*
Cashier: “Are you going to put it up yourself?”
Dad: “Don’t be disgusting…I’m going to put it up in the living room.”
14. “Three guys walked into a bar. You’d think one of them would have seen it.”
15. “I haven’t been to the gym in so long I’ve gone back to calling it James.”
16. “What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.”
17. “I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back.”
18. “You know why you never see an elephant hiding in a tree? Because they’re very good at it.”
19. “A magician was walking down the street. Then, he turned into a grocery store.”
