40 Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes For Adults

If you say that dirty jokes don’t make you laugh, then you are just pretending. Deep within, you know that you are just trying to suppress your laughter. We have selected 40 dirty knock knock jokes that are so raunchy that you can’t stop laughing.

1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.

 

2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
School.
School who?
School your ass.

 

3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Asshole!
Asshole who!
Open the door and find out, asshole!

 

4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fuck you said.
Fuck you said who?
“Me!”

Sexy Legs

 

5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.

 

6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
(Sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?

Sexy Lady knocking on the door

 

7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again!

 

8.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have a condom handy?

 

9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not your wife.

Dirty Jokes

 

10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Hur.
Ben Hur who?
Ben hur up!

 

11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta, who?
Pasta beer, asshole!

 

12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream all night if you’re lucky.

Ice-cream for girlfriend

 

13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cam.
Cam who?
Camel toe… do you have any pants I can borrow?

 

14. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Fuck you said.

Fuck you said who?

“Me!”

 

15. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Not someone.

Not someone who?

Not someone who will get you laid.

 

16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
May I come in?
May I come in who?
Not till we have a serious discussion about birth control.

 

17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita you inside me.

 

18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozer.
Dozer who?
Dozer the biggest breasts I’ve ever seen.

 

19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.

 

20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine secure, don’t know what for.

 

21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baghdad.
Baghdad who?
I’d love to see you Baghdad butt up.

Baghdad Butt Up

 

22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Parton.
Parton who?
Parton my French!

 

23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima Reilly
Ima Reilly who?
Ima Reilly excited to see you naked later.

 

24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.

 

25. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
You’re justin time to hear me fart!

 

26. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana kiss your lips off.

 

27. Knock knock!
“Come in”
God damn it.

 

28. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Quiche
Quiche who?
Can I have a hug and a quiche?

 

29. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
King Henry the Second.
King Henry the Second who?
King Henry, the second the queen leaves, we’ll bring in the strippers!

 

30. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gladiator
Gladiator who?
He’s gladiator before they screwed instead of the other way around.

 

31. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Helda dick.
Helda dick who?
I Helda dick and the wind blew it for me.

 

32. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama yanking on my dick.

 

33. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Myra!
Myra who?
My right nut.

 

34. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wanda Smellmop.

Wanda Smellmop who?

No, thanks, I’m not into scat.

 

35. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dover.

Dover who?

Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!

 

36. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda Lay you, your lonely nights are over!

Lonely Nights

 

37. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Buster.

Buster who?

Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?

 

38. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Drew.

Drew who?

Drew Peacock, I’m here about the viagra.

 

39. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?

Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a big hot kiss, and let’s Joe!

 

40. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Tex.

Tex who?

Tex two to tango!

Tex Two To Tango

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