60 Best Dog Puns For All Dog Lovers Out There

60 Best Dog Puns For All Dog Lover's Out There

1. Where do dogs go after their tails fall off?

The re-tail store.

 

2. My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.

 

3. Anything is paw-sible when you have a dog.

 

4. That joke was dog-gone funny.

 

5. That dog was sassy and fur-ocious!

 

6. I told you I’d get it done on time.

Quit hounding me.

 

7. What did the polite dog say?

Thanks fur everything!

 

8. The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted.

 

9. What did the dogcatcher sing to the stray?

“You ain’t nothing but a pound dog.”

 

10. He has to constantly call her to check in.

She has him on a short leash.

 

11. You won’t find what you need here.

You’re barking up the wrong tree.

 

12. I’m not sure what’s wrong with my dog.

Hopefully the vet will shed some light on the problem.

 

13. The Dachshund had to sit in the shade because it was a hot dog.

 

14. The dog is so popular that the pup-arazzi took its photo.

 

15. He’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.

 

16. My dog never stands up for herself.

She just rolls over.

 

17. The dog was mad he threw the ball so far because it was pretty far-fetched.

 

18. Going camping?

Make sure you have a pup tent.

 

19. The dog was extra loud with its subwoofer.

 

20. I nearly kicked my dog out.

But we renegotiated the terms of his leash.

 

21. When you’re on a boat with your dog, always bring a doggie paddle.

 

22. He’s not a bad dog. He’s just a little ruff around the edges.’

 

23. What do dogs call their parents?

Dog-ma and paw.

 

24. You won’t find what you need here.

You’re barking up the wrong tree.

 

25. The dog catcher liked to sing while he picked up strays, “You ain’t nothing but a pound dog.”

 

26. That dog is barking up the wrong pedigog?

Ruff-housing.

 

27. Don’t drop snacks on the floor on game day—you don’t want to end up with a wide retriever!

 

28. My dog loves poetry. Especially William Shakes-paw.

 

29. I have a dentist appointment tomorrow.

One of my canines is loose.

 

30. What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A bloodhound!

 

31. Mistakes happen. No need to terrier-self up about it.

 

32. I hope my Lab reports come back okay.

 

33. Those dogs were a bunch of litter pugs!

 

34. What’s the best type of home for your dog?

Ruff-housing.

 

35. What dog does Dracula own?

A blood-hound.

 

36. If you feed your dog too many snacks, you’re going to end up with a wide retriever.

 

37. That dog is so beautiful.

She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.

 

38. The dog preyed on the neighborhood cats because it was a holy terrier.

 

39. I love walking my neighbor’s dog.

It’s the leashed I can do.

 

40. What do you call a dog magician?

A Labracadabrador.

 

41. The dog was so artistic, it liked to Labradoodle in its notebook.

 

42. The dog’s breakfast was pure bread -he sure loved his carbs!

 

43. What’s your dog’s favorite Pink Floyd album?

Bark Side of the Moon.

 

44. Did you hear about the dog who gave birth on the side of the road?

She was ticketed for littering!

 

45. He said his dog ran 10 miles to get the ball. That seems a bit far fetched.

 

46. Don’t stop retrieving.

Hold on to that feline.

 

47. When a problem comes along, you must Whippet.

 

48. When the dog went to the flea circus, he stole the show.

 

49. It’s raining cats and dogs. That’s fine, as long as it doesn’t reindeer.

 

50. I wanted to see dogs at the zoo, but they didn’t have any.

It was a Shiz-Tzu.

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