30 Dumb Jokes For Smart People Who Want To Reconnect With Their Inner-Child

These 30 dumb jokes for smart people are so funny and hilarious that they make anybody laugh. These jokes have been chosen from diverse fields such as animals, outdoors, celebrities. Scroll down to find jokes that can get you to reconnect with your childhood days.

1. What do you call a hippie’s wife? A Mississippi!


2. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!


3. Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!


4. I just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.


5. What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes? Corny!


6. I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again.



7. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? “Robin, get in the car.”


8. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless!


9. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.


10. When is your door not actually a door? When it’s actually ajar.


11. Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.


12. My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.


13. When does a joke turn into a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Dad Joke


14. Why did the traffic light turn red?

It had to change in the middle of the street.


15. What events do spiders love to attend?



16. Why are teddy bears never hungry?

They are always stuffed.


17. What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

PRIME-mates.Prime Mates


18. Why do artists constantly feel cold?

Because they’re surrounded by drafts.


19. What has ears but can’t hear?

A cornfield.


20. What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner’s on me!


21. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.


22. What do you call a rich elf?



23. How do you talk to giants?

Use big words!

Big Words


24. How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.


25. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

To make up for his miserable summer.


26. A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke.

Thank goodness it was a soft drink.


27. Want to hear a joke about construction?

I’m still working on it.


28. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.


29. What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta.


30. What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

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