20 Funniest Tweets By Women That Proved Men Did Not Exist In 2020
Is it true that a guy always stands 5’8” From a woman and calls it 6 feet? Women know how to find humor even in the most difficult of the situations. Check out these 20 blunt and funniest tweets by women about men in which men have been obliterated in 2020.
1.
Men’s tattoos be like 🦁👁🕰🌹
— ems (@emfaiththomas) July 17, 2020
2.
being attracted to men is so embarrassing, the bar is so low, we’re like “and when i talk he listens 🥺” 🤢
— Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs) July 26, 2020
3.
boys want sex
men want back scratchies
— wilson (@MediumWilly) February 10, 2020
4.
you ever meet a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up
— abby gov (@abbygov) April 24, 2020
5.
new girl is the ultimate female fantasy of there being 3 nice men
— p.e. moskowitz (@_pem_pem) July 26, 2020
6.
men be like “i know a spot” & then take you to rock bottom
— ratatouille (@nussyrox) June 26, 2020
7.
Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is “cool sport rush”
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) August 15, 2020
8.
men in real life ☆☆☆☆☆
men in books ★★★★★— celeste. (@deadacademics) June 9, 2020
9.
guys will stand 5’8” from you and call it 6 feet
— 7th level human wife (@andrealongchu) April 4, 2020
10.
I’m gonna start telling men “I know a place” and then drop them off at a therapist.
— megnasty (@megthehellion) June 27, 2020
11.
men be like, “the last thing i ever want to do is hurt u………………but its still on my list”
— marsha (@m1ntyfr3shh) January 19, 2020
12.
your attraction to toxic men started when you picked zack over cody
— 👼🏼 Maddie (@mv_pp_) May 12, 2020
13.
I’m gonna start telling men “I know a place” and then drop them off at a therapist.
— megnasty (@megthehellion) June 27, 2020
14.
if a man tells a joke and it’s funny i’ll wait until i get home to laugh
— alisha thee pony 🐴 💕 (@tiredtaurus) August 29, 2020
15.
men will use 3-in-1 shampoo from the ages of 13-25 and wonder why they’re balding
— chad (@badboychadhoy) August 9, 2020
16.
What are men doing during all this extra free time? Reflecting on their actions i hope
— Gråçë (@garrcie) March 26, 2020
17.
men will be like “I don’t like drama” but then go to war
— all the time mais (@maisondecris) September 13, 2020
18.
men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help carry all their audacity
— holidre (@drdre_olson) February 22, 2020
19.
guys be havin 25 roommates and want u to come over im staying home brockhampton
— follow igbopresenting damn (@igboadjacent) January 14, 2020
20.
moving to Colorado is the male version of getting bangs
— The Rational Lad (@IdahoBones) March 26, 2020