Funny Math Jokes And Puns That Will Give You A Good Laugh

Basic arithmetic is quite okay, but after that it becomes more often brain-teasers. Still, you can find some humor in math puzzles, riddles and jokes that have kept the Internet buzzing all the time.

Check out these corniest, cheesiest, funniest math jokes including fraction jokes, PI jokes and calculus jokes that will make you laugh out loud.

1. What Did One Math Book Say To The Other?

Stop bothering me… I’ve got my own problems!

 

2. What Is The Official Animal Of PI Day?

The pi-thon.

 

3. What Do You Get When You Take Green Cheese And Divide Its Circumference By Its Diameter ?

Moon Pi.

 

4. Why Was The Student Upset When His Math Teacher Called Him Average?

It was a mean thing to say!

 

5. What Do You Call A Number That Can’t Keep Still?

A roamin’ numeral!

 

6. What’s A Nocturnal Bird’s Favorite Type Of Math?

Owl-gebra!

 

7. Why Do Plants Hate Math?

Because it gives them square roots!

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8. Why Couldn’t 4 Get Into The Club?

The bouncer thought he was 2 square!

 

9. What Do You Get When You Take The Sun And Divide Its Circumference By Its Diameter?…

Pi in the sky.

 

10. What Do You Call Two Dudes Who Bond Over Math?

Algebros!

 

11. Why Should You Never Get In An Argument With An Obtuse Triangle?

Because they’re never right!

 

12. How Do You Get Warm In A Cold Room?

Just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees!

 

13. What Did Al Gore Play On His Guitar?

An algorithm!

 

14. Why Couldn’t The Angle Get A Loan?

His parents wouldn’t cosine.

 

15. Why Couldn’t 4 Get Into The Club?

The bouncer thought he was 2 square!

 

16. Why Did The Romans Think Algebra Was So Easy?

They knew X was always 10!

 

17. Whare Do Math Teachers Go On Vacation?

To Times Square!

 

18. What Is The Official Animal Of Pi Day?

The pi-thon.

 

19. What Was Sir Isaac Newton’s Favorite Dessert?

Apple pi.

 

20. What Was Sir Isaac Newton’s Favorite Dessert?

Apple pi.

 

21. What’s A Math Teacher’s Favorite Sum?

Summer

 

22. What Did The Calculator Say To The Student?

You can always count on me.

 

23. Wh Didn’t The Quarter Roll Down The Hill With The Nickel?

Because it had more cents!

 

24. What’s An Opinion Without 3.14?

It’s just an onion!

 

25. Why Did The Math Professor Divide Sin By Tan?

Just cos.

 

26. Come To The Nerd Side.

We have pi.

 

27. What Did The Students Call Their Algebra Teacher After He Spent All Summer At The Beach?

A tangent.

 

28. Why Was The Student Upset When His Math Teacher Called Him Average?

It was a mean thing to say!

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29. What Do You Call A Number That Can’t Keep Still?

A roamin’ numeral.

 

30. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

The answer is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.

 

31. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

One she gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it to a problem that has already been solved.

 

32 . What Do You Get When You Cross A Mosquito With A Mountain Climber?

Nothing. You can’t cross a vector and a scalar.

 

33. What Do You Call Friends Who Love Math?

Algebros

 

34. How Is An Artificial Christmas Tree Like The Fourth Root Of -68?

Neither has real roots.

 

35. How Does A Mathematician Induce Good Behavior In Her Children?

I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…’

 

36. How Do You Know When You’ve Reached Your Math Professors Voice-mail?

The message is “The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please, rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again…”

 

37. What Did Al Gore Play On His Guitar?

An algorithm!

 

38.Why Do Teenagers Travel In Groups Of 3 Or 5?

Because they can’t even.

 

39. My Girlfriend Is The Square Root Of -100.

She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary.

 

40. What Do You Call A Number That Just Can’t Keep Still.

A roamin’ numeral.

 

41. Are Monsters Good At Math?

Not unless you Count Dracula.

 

42. Did You Hear About The Statistician Who Drowned Crossing The River?

It was three feet deep on average.

 

43. How Come Old Math Teachers Never Die?

They tend to just lose some of their functions.

 

44. Why Does Algebra Make You A Better Dancer?

Because you can use algo-rhythm.

 

45. Why Do Math Teachers Love Parks So Much?

Because of all the natural logs.

 

46.  How do you make seven an even number?

Just remove the “s.”

 

47. Why Do Plants Hate Math?

Because it gives them square roots.

 

48. Why Should You Never Mention The Number 288?

Because it’s two gross.

 

49. Why Is Six Afraid Of Seven?

Because seven eight nine!

 

50. Why Was The Math Book Sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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