Erich Segal

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes

1. “Remember, Your Valentine’s Card Shows You Care Enough To Send The Very Best, Even Though You’re Too Lazy To Put It In Your Own Words.” – Melanie White

2. “Love Is The Name Of An Irrepressible Moment Formed Inside One Complete Pulsation Of A Heart” – Munia Khan

3. “The Thing About Valentine’s Day Is That People Discover Who Are Single And Who To Feel Jealous Of.” – Faye Morgan

4. “The Brain Is The Most Outstanding Organ. It Works 24/7, 365 From Birth Until You Fall In Love.” – Sophie Monroe

5. “Without Valentine’s Day, February Would Be…well, January.” –well, January

6. “Marriage Is Like Vitamins: We Supplement Each Other’s Minimum Daily Requirements.”- Kathy Mohnke

7. “I Love Being Married. It’s So Great To Find That One Special Person You Want To Annoy For The Rest Of Your Life.”- Rita Rudner

8. “All You Need Is Love. But A Little Chocolate Now And Then Doesn’t Hurt”.- Charles M. Schulz

9. “True Love Comes Quietly Without Banners Or Flashing Lights. If You Hear Bells, Get Your Ears Checked.”- Erich Segal

10. “Before You Marry A Person, You Should First Make Them Use A Computer With Slow Internet Service To See Who They Really Are”.- Will Ferrell

11. “Valentine’s Day: The Holiday That Reminds You That If You Don’t Have A Special Someone, You’re Alone”.- Lewis Black

12. “My Friends Tell Me I Have An Intimacy Problem, But They Don’t Really Know Me.”- Garry Shandling

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