30 Hilarious And Funny Work Quotes To Make Work More Fun

Can you look at the brighter side of things when your boss is breathing down your neck, and you are struggling to meet the deadlines? Yes, you should. Having a sharp wit will take the pressure off you. Your tasks will be less severe, and workplace atmosphere will become more bearable.

Here are 30 hilarious and funny work quotes to make work more fun:

1. “Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed – there’s so little competition.”

 

2. “Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”

 

3. “I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.”

 

4. “Delegate your work. Stop spending dollar time on penny jobs.”

 

5. “In my house, I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”

 

6. “I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego.”

 

7. “It’s funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don’t do them.”

 

8. “My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.”

 

9. “Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?”

 

10. “If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.”

Hilarious And Funny Work Quotes

11. “I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation… twice a year.”

 

12. “The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.”

 

13. “The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.”

 

14. “I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”

 

15. “If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.”

 

16. “Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.”

 

17. “I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.”

 

18. “Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get.”

 

19. “Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.”

 

20. “If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”

Hilarious And Funny Work Quotes

21. “Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.”

 

22. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”

 

23. “I love my job only when I’m on vacation.”

 

24. “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”

 

25. “How do you go to work? Forced! No, I mean how do you arrive there? Depressed.”

 

26. “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”

 

27. “Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.”

 

28. “I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend than be one.”

 

29. “I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.”

 

30. “It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.”

 

 

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