25 Knock Knock Jokes For Boyfriend

This list of knock knock jokes for boyfriends will crack him up from the inside. These jokes are best for those who want to tease their boyfriend as much as they love him.

1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Your¦
Your who?’
Your so cute when you smile!

 

2. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee!
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee this is where I kiss you!

 

3. “Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Lena.”

“Lena, who?”

“Lena little closer so I can kiss you.”

 

4. “Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?” “Muffin.”

“Muffin, who?”

“Muffin in this world can keep us apart.”

 

5.”Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Anita.”

“Anita, who?”

“Anita kiss from you.”

 

6. “Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Ivana.”

“Ivana, who?”

“Ivana spend the rest of my life with you.”

 

 7. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
Nobody knows how much I love you.

 

8. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
YAH!
Yah! Who?
No need to get excited, it’s just your girlfriend.

Girlfriend

 

9. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you!

 

10. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Plums
Plums who?
Plums me you’ll always be boyfriend!

 

11. “Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Honeydew.”

“Honeydew, who?”

“Honeydew you know how much I love you?”

 

12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
May I come in?
May I come in who?
Not till we have a serious discussion about birth control.

Birth Control

13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama woke up in my bed again.

 

14. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Buch
Buch who?
Buch your arms around me and I’ll tell you!

 

15. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing tonight?

 

16. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Pauline!
Pauline Who?
I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

Falling In Love

 

17. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stupid!
Stupid who?
Stupid you, that’s who!

 

18. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nanna!
Nanna who?
Nanna your business, that’s who!

 

19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Your¦
Your who?’
Your so cute when you smile!

 

20. Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing? Open the door!

 

21. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!

 

22. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

 

23. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?

Hangout

24. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima psychiatrist. I’m here ’cause you won’t open up!

 

25. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!

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