15 Most Relatable Quotes From Letterkenny: Letterkenny Quotes

1. You Ever Hoover Schneef Off A Sleeping Cow’s Spine?  I’ve Hoovered Schneef Off An Awake Cow’s Teet.

2. Oh I’m Stomping The Brakes, Put That Idea Right Through The Fucking Windshield.

 

3. Pitter Patter, Let’s Get At Er.

 

4. Well, There’s Nothing Better Than A Fart. Except Kids Falling Off Bikes, Maybe. Fuck, I Could Watch Kids Fall Off Bikes All Day, I Don’t Give A Shit About Your Kids

 

5. It’s Pertnear Time To Tune Into Letterkenny, So Be Sure To Set Yer Dials.

6. You Wish There Was A Pied Piper For Possums, But There Isn’t, So You’re Just Gonna Have To Keep Picking ‘Em Off With A .

 

7. His Girlfriend Was Going Out Of Town So She Tooted The Horn One More Time Before She Left.

 

8. Well, There’s Nothing Better Than A Fart. Except Kids Falling Off Bikes, Maybe. Fuck, I Could Watch Kids Fall Off Bikes All Day, I Don’t Give A Shit About Your Kids.

 

9. Fuck Lemony Snicket, What A Serious Of Unfortunate Events You Fuckin Been Through You Ugly Fuck. Boulevard Of Broken Dreams!

 

10. The New Season Of Letterkenny Is Coming To Cravetv. So Pitter Patter, Lets Get At’er And Watch It Already.

11. Got Anymore Of That Electric Lettuce? These Darts Aren’t Doing It.

 

12. Make Sure You Use That There Sunscreen ‘Cause It’s A Great Day For Hay.

 

13. Yes Dear, Pick Up Milk On The Way Home. That’s A Texas Sized 10-4.

 

14. Your Sister’s Lasagna Gave Everyone The Scoots For Weeks Up In Here.

 

15. You Were A Sniper In That Game Today And… Do You See That Sniper At 3 O’clock?

 

 

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