Warm & Cheesy Pizza Jokes And Punts To Brighten Your Day

If the world seems a bit chaotic right now, don’t worry—Dogtown Pizza is here to bring a little pizza joy into your life. Because how could pizza ever fail to brighten someone’s day? And while we can’t feed you a slice of pizza through the screen, we can put a smile on your face (or make you shake your head) with these pun-derful pizza jokes. Fair warning—they’re pretty cheesy.

1. Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?  Because he’s such a fungi.

 

2. What did the pepperoni say to the cook? You wanna pizza me?

 

3. What did the pizza say to the delivery guy? “You don’t pepper-own me.”

 

4. Why did the man go into the pizza business? He wanted to make some dough.

 

5. What is the best way to stop a pizza curling? Hide its brush.

 

6. I have been trying to write a new pizza joke… But I can’t work out the delivery.

 

7. What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they can’t eat it!

 

8. How do you get the Arizona State grad off your front porch? Pay for the pizza.

 

9. What is the difference between a gay pizza delivery driver and a freezer? A freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out!

 

10. What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can’t be topped!

 

11. What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting? There’s mushroom for improvement.

 

12. Why was the pizzeria desperate for business? Because they kneaded the dough!

 

13. What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you? Slice to meet you.

 

14. What’s the difference between a redneck and a large pepperoni pizza? A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four!

 

15. Where do pepperonis go on vacation? The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

 

16. What did the pizza say when it went out on a date? “I never sausage a beautiful face.”

 

17. What did the pizza say to the delivery guy? You don’t pepper-own-me.

 

18. What’s the difference between an Mel Gibson movie and a pizza? Pizzas are good.

 

19. What does an anteater like on its pizza? Ant-Chovies.

 

20. Why did Pizza Hut stop delivering pizza to the ghetto? Cuz they were told that Dominoes was always getting played!

 

21. What do you call a sleeping pizza? A Pizzzzzza.

 

22. I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day. He wasn’t happy.

 

23. What type of person doesn’t love pizza? A Weirdough.

 

24. Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

 

25. Why did the hipster burn his lips? He ate his pizza before it was cool.

 

26. What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can’t be topped!

 

27. How do you get the Arizona State grad off your front porch? Pay for the pizza

 

28. How can you tell if a customer is a Buddhist? They ask you to make them one with everything.

 

29. What do you call a song about people who love Chicago style pizza? Truly, Madly, Deep Dish Pizza.

 

30. What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song? Slice, Slice Baby

 

31. What type of person doesn’t like pizza? A weir-dough.

 

32. What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date? I never sausage a beautiful face.

 

33. Why is a pizza better than Justin Bieber? Everything’s better than that piece of shit.

 

34. When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After they have a very frank relationship!

 

35. What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle? Fold me close.

 

36. What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas? Cheeses Crust.

 

37. What did the doughnut say to the pizza? If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.

 

38. What does a pizza wear to smell good? Calzogne.

 

39. How do you get a musician off your front porch? Pay for the pizza.

 

40. Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties? Because he’s such a fungi!

 

41. What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver? The pizza can feed a family of four.

 

42. How can you tell if you are in love? If they stole a pizza your heart.

 

43. What do pizza lovers order? Truly Madly Deep Dish Pizza.

 

44. What pizza do dogs eat? Puperoni.

 

45. Why did Pizza Hut stop delivering pizza to the ghetto? Because they were told that Dominoes were

 

46. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

 

47. What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of? Stiff tips.

 

48. What is a dog’s favorite pizza? PU Paronni!

 

49. What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella? Sorry but I am too mature for you.

 

50. What did the pepperoni say to the cheese? “Slice to meat you!”

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